Saturday, April 26, 2008

Top Ten things you shouldn't say to Women!

By JanaMarie Glass:

The top ten things you shouldn't say to women

10.) When are you due? (This is very bad because you don't know if they are pregnant or not!)

9.) Are you pregnant? (Just think how they would feel after finding out they are not!)

8.) Can I touch your belly? Or touching their belly without even asking (Pregnant or not, usually people don't want you to touch them at all, it makes them uncomfortable and it is invading their comfort zone)

7.) Do you really think you should be eating that? (Never say that even if the person has given up on their bodies, it just makes them eat more)

6.) You look like so and so... (This so and so, actor, actress or not… may be hideous to the person you are comparing them to! How many different meanings a woman can get from that by reading between the lines?)

5.) You're just being emotional! (Even in the heat of the moment this could be true but never should you classify a woman as emotional, it might make them more emotional or end up in a long, drag-out argument)

4.) You are a nag! (First off, why do men think that only women can be naggers? This is ridiculous; yes men can blow off things a little better at times, but if they were to run the household 100% would everything get done everyday? Also, little kids repeat things about 100X over and over which can put a woman in a state of nagging, I say men and children force women into nagging, but don't ever tell them that!)

3.) You're acting just like your mother/my mother/my ex-girlfriend etc. (All three are problematic! Women don’t want to be compared to their Mothers because in that moment they are thinking about the negative and they want to feel like that they have inherited the better qualities. Never should you compare your loved one to an EX, an EX should be talked about sparingly or not at all and why are you thinking about them in the first place? We are Individuals!)

2.) Relatives should never bring up past relationships of a woman’s spouse (This is another slap in the face, why are we talking about how wonderful "you think" a past relationship was, when there is a better, amazing one in front of your face? This is definitely degrading and a reason to blow up on someone!)

1.) I wish my brother married so and so (this is really a slap in the face when you are married to that person's brother and you obviously know you are his perfect match)

3 comments:

Greedy Kristian said...

I would have punched someone's lights out for the first few offenses. So glad I'm no longer pregnant! Good list.

Amy said...

Hahah Funny list and very true!

Rachel said...

So I'm very interested in what brought all of this on! By the way, the reason you see a lot of the same songs on my blog is because I COPIED YOU.. sorry, but you just have great taste in music. I've added and subtracted here and there though. Love ya.